While I'm not a bouncer, cop, or your mom, and while there's nothing NSFW on this site, I would still much prefer if you were 18 years or older, as I don't really feel comfortable with the prospect of interacting with 13, 14, 15, etc. year olds and whatnot. If you absolutely need to contact me as a minor, please disclose that information to me. Thank you in advance.
I'm 18+, I swear!